Facebook War

When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.
Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.
by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015
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War on Terrorer

While G.W. Bush may have been the first War on Terrorer, Obama perfected the idea with drone strikes and body scanners, both of which seem futuristic and cool.
by schulwitz January 23, 2013
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War paint

The skidmark you leave when you're titty fucking a chick and your bare asshole scrapes across her stomach.
Remind me not to titty fuck my girlfriend after taco night- there was war paint all up and down that bitches abdomen.
by Jdan Cutsem September 17, 2017
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Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
by THE JENNA July 10, 2013
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war printing

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?
by C Bobbert August 13, 2008
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doing the wars

having a interesting conversation that lasts a while
'This is boring, lets start the wars'
or
'I've been trying to get to sleep, but all i can hear is you two doing the wars!'
by Cat..x March 20, 2008
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Gap War

When you set out to trick over an obstacle while skating or riding and you can't seem to land it. Its taking up to 13 trys or more.
Homie: Dawg wtf happened to you arm?

Skater1: Fucking staters gap!

Skater2: Total gap war man.
by DGK@DAY July 29, 2008
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