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Human Petri Dish

A. someone who continuously sticks needles into their skin: medically and heroinically.

B. someone who allows experiments on themselves.
"That guy must be a human petri dish, son of a bitch has moss growing on his face."
by SnargleFargle December 4, 2011
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perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.
Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.
by bevanp May 8, 2010
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Battle Without Honor or Humanity

Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.
I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.
by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma September 21, 2017
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an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.
by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019
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human stop light

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman
that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman
by Peg-Butt December 30, 2011
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Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.
Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."
by hairygunt March 22, 2010
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