hogmeat

A penis more thick and hefty than average

My hogmeat will break you in half.

by aembryo April 26, 2011

Hogly

Hybrid of horrible and ugly. Meaning horribly ugly.

That picture is hogly.

by Ho-g-ly February 13, 2015

hogben

A very sex driven lad with a huge wang, Hogbens snort at astonishing volumes at the point of orgasm

"Oh man, you're such a Hogben"

by Bubbleses January 1, 2017

hogmail

The art of sending a dick pic

Yo bitch, check your hogmail

by takinhitsfromthedongbong April 4, 2017

HOGRE

A hogre is a term for a hoe that looks like Shrek. This word is a combination from the two worst personality traits, a hoe and and an ogre!

This term is often used for girls with little to no upper lip, a fat nose, and an eating problem. Hogre's like to act popular by pretending to have friends in high school! Hogre's often only get guys who are horny and desperate, you have to be VERY desperate to date a Hogre. Hogre's kiss boys without their consent to make it feel like they can get boys!

DON'T BE A HOGRE! IF YOU KNOW A HOGRE, CUT HER OFF NOW!

Lexi; "Hannah is being such a hogre!"
Sam; "I know!"

by thewildmoney May 14, 2018

hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Hoggle stick

A dick so big and hard if it hits you in the face it leaves a fat red imprint

”Your hoggle stick left a mark on my cheek”

by €m[|]• April 2, 2019