The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
To make up lies to make your self feel better.
To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.
"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.
Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?
by Capa March 28, 2013
Get the Facebook Fluffermug. The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
by Fredrickss January 18, 2010
Get the facebook impressionmug. Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.
Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.
by YORAMRW July 11, 2015
Get the Facebook dupemug. When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
by double 3's May 1, 2010
Get the Facebook hauntingmug. (Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.
Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!
by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011
Get the facebook falloutmug. by Vijay Love September 5, 2011
Get the facebook skankmug. A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
Get the facebook scientistmug.