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shit friends 

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.
Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!
shit friends by IloveTheNSA February 18, 2014

Shitty Friends

Friends that are all types of shit, in all shitty ways.
Got nothing for my birthday, I got Shitty Friends.
Shitty Friends by Koko Kool May 17, 2017

just good friends 

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.
We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.
just good friends by kavakale July 13, 2004

Longdistance best friends 

If you are a long distance best friend, you will stay at least five miles away from the other person, including phone calls and video chats.
Tyler and Hayley are longdistance best friends.

sexual tension between friends 

When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say
"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

Someone who lies in order to make friends.
Arta going on this website and saying that "Usuf" lies to make friends, when really Arta was actually lying that asif lies to make friends....only so that HE could make friends!! ahahaha I would reply:

"Arta, man Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)"