eat your shirt

When one says or does something so stupid that the entire room can't help but bask in its stupidity.

You ACTUALLY think the Red Sox are a basketball team?! What a douche. You're totally going to eat your shirt on that one.

by Waspinator January 6, 2009

eat shit and die

It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.

Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'

by laalllalall February 5, 2007

eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.

Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.

by JollyJay78 November 22, 2015

Eat your babies

When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!

Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O

by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010

jimmy eat world

a kick ass band, not yet ruined by MTV

"the middle" says it all, really!!!!!

by emily laura July 18, 2008

Eat his costume

Term used to describe a person or team being beaten soundly by another.

That quarterback sucks, we're going to eat his costume on Saturday.

Jimmy: "Man, did you see the Alabama game?"
John: "No, why?"
Jimmy: "Auburn ate their costumes. It was 42-0."

by wde10 January 5, 2010

Eat Pray Love

This movie tells the story of a depressed, lonely, spoiled, self indulgent divorcee who travels around the world and finds herself. The only sad thing about her is her lack of self awareness and understanding that there is absolutely nothing unique or interesting about her. The only talent she has as far as you can tell from the movie is her ability to suck up a plate of spaghetti without getting sauce on her face.

The movie has no plot and the characters and dialogue are extremely boring. Watching this unfold for 2 and a half hours is like having a slow root canal.

The big surprise at the end is that she finds love again. This was indeed surprising to me as I was thinking that the poor guy that ends up with this woman is doomed.

"Have you seen that movie eat pray love?"

"yeah.. should have been called sit stare yawn."

by feces face August 24, 2012