by Debskelly1985 May 2, 2023
Get the ear drainagemug. 1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping
2 Another term for eavesdropping
A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."
Guy B : "How much did she hear??"
Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019
Get the Ear Hustlingmug. ear cunnilingus (noun)
/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
by jagerdown February 11, 2025
Get the ear cunnilingusmug. 
When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.
This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.
Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
Get the Monkey Earmug. 
similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!
Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019
Get the ear pressuremug.