buffalo drunk

When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.

This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.

by JairBear89 September 25, 2013

drunk burn

when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.

"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."

by haybetch August 27, 2011

drunk ass

1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.

2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.

"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"

"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"

by hollywood91 January 25, 2012

Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

Meat Drunk

When a girl receives so much cock they become physically and mentally impaired.

Becca was so meat drunk last night after fucking those four guys she crashed her Jetta.

by Good_Point_on_Titties March 10, 2020

Budget Drunk

Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.

Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.

by I drink a lot March 21, 2011

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014