Definitions by JairBear89

buffalo drunk 

When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.

This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.

buffalo drunk by JairBear89 September 25, 2013