When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.
This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.
by JairBear89 September 25, 2013
Get the buffalo drunk mug.1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
Get the drunk mail mug.1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
by hollywood91 January 25, 2012
Get the drunk ass mug.Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010
Get the Flach drunk mug.When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014
Get the drunk dump mug.1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.
2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.
3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.
2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.
3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.
- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)
by CountFuckula October 16, 2011
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