thinking not drinking

basically thinking but not really drinking

dude michael im thinking not drinking. bro art that's sick always stay thinking.

by mishamed May 19, 2019

drink vacuum

To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac January 31, 2024

Chicken drinking

A method of drinking alcohol in very small quantities. The same as sipping

We were at Joe's yesterday, but I was 'chicken drinking', so I don't have a headache

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Drink n Dash

When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.

“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash

by ThatOneGuy6977 January 10, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.

The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021