drunk burn

when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.

"hey, you want a cigarette?"
"nah, dude. i got drunk burn so bad right now."

by haybetch August 25, 2011

drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting

You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time

by Don316 December 30, 2015

Raging drunk

A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.

Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.

by TheGreatFailure February 12, 2016

Been there, drunk that

When you combine your knowledge of world travel and alcohol into one sentence.

I was in Plzen, Czech Republic last year and drank some Pilsner Urquell. Been there, drunk that. I was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania last week and drank some Yuengling Porter. Been there, drunk that.

by WorldTraveler612 May 17, 2012

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 17, 2014

Beer there, Drunk that

1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.

3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.

- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)

by CountFuckula October 17, 2011

Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart October 31, 2010