The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

by Orest April 19, 2011

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

Tit donkey

A woman of remarkable size who's main redeeming quality is a fine set of large breasts.

Dude, check out that ugly ass tit donkey over there.

by Sunat February 1, 2017

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

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by Backhand February 14, 2014

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022