A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
Get the California crotch cricketsmug. A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.
Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
Get the Crotch Leprechaunmug. A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.
Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!
by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021
Get the Crotch Circlemug. The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
by RVRGUY September 1, 2022
Get the CROTCH BAGELmug. The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
by Jaymic February 5, 2015
Get the crotch otteringmug. by Word destroyer August 22, 2017
Get the Beer Crotchmug. by dipper223 January 23, 2021
Get the Corn crotchmug.