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Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.
Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
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The Chip

Something people say when they are trying to abbreviate Championship but are too dumb to use the correct abbreviation of "The Ship"
"Derrrr Hey Brandon, Michigan won the Chip"
by The Shipper of Ships January 24, 2024
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Chip Reaves

Global CEO of Computer Troublshooters, the largest computer repair franchise in the world. Chip is very involved in his church, his local community, and the global community as well. He is also not sick today, as he really should be going to the beach.
Man, last week, Chip Reaves told me to go fix a computer in Uraguay. Where´s Uraguay?
by memorextdclassic May 23, 2009
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pokeher chips

Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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Chip

My crush 🥰🥰🥰 jkjkjk, he's a guy in California who I honestly, thinking about it, don't know much about. I just know he lives somewhere in California and he has a dog also that his initials are pp. He's a very rude guy who dry texts and he also leaves u on read all the time. Also I don't think I should trust him because my parent taught me to not trust strangers off the internet. As far as I know he might be an old man. Hopefully in real life tho he's a very nice old man.
by rocio_mmendez2024 October 26, 2020
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Chips

A persons special skill or talent that makes them stand out.
1: "Damn, that girl's got chips!"
2: "She act like she's all that, but I don't see any chips."
by Kora Gray January 6, 2023
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chips and dip

Chips and Dip BDSM Cow Chips (Scat) Dip (Sheep Dip or a dunking bowl.) and now its a party
Chips and dip , chains and whips.
by Mr. PN Quinn May 25, 2016
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