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The state when a person became the air you needed to survive. The state when a person became your only certainty and your home. The state when that person becomes the blood in your veins, the marrows in your bone, and the life force that keeps you alive. The state when a person became the reason you're breathing, your heart beating, and your mind thinking. The state of love when a person became your everything.
You're my carde in this world of uncertainty.

The love that I'm feeling for you is carde.

Even the time turns against us, even the fates forbid us, you will always be my carde.
by Cardevil Lossier October 21, 2021
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rizznus card

Business card but for when youre spitting game and wanna give someone your number.
Person 1: Man I met this fineee woman at the club last night
Person 2: No way, did you get her number?
Person 1: Nah, I just pretended to drop my rizznus card and asked her if it was hers
Person 2: She is def not texting you
Person 1: You right
by nahnowaythisreal February 23, 2024
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UNO Reverse Card

Me Visits My Friend.
My Friend: "You speak alot. You can never stop talking! You're so childish!"
Me: UNO Reverse Card
My Friend: "I never speak a lot and I can stop talking and I am not childish!!!"
by Greg I.M.Spooky June 3, 2022
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black uno reverse card

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!
1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

2.

This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!
by Cbasm6s November 5, 2023
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Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card
Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.
by holtster March 9, 2016
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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
by Thepenispull December 13, 2021
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vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"
Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!
by Original_MNH April 12, 2024
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