bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 11, 2004

bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

by KarlosBrum August 26, 2006

bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 September 27, 2008

hungry bum

When a persons lower clothing rises up into their bum crack.

Friend 1: Look at that bird's arse.
Friend 2: Haha! Hungry bum

by Mohammadou Booboo May 13, 2008

Bum rape

Where you are alone and a dude called Jesus gets you and inserts his enlarged 10 inches of horescock in your ass hole.

👉👌 hehe: bum rape

by Dbhsgy September 6, 2020

rat bum

a sneaky snitch with no redeaming qualities

a rat bum is like a junkie thief that will not gain anything to help themselves in the future

by mattie rolls December 15, 2008

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006