bed at 1am

When you go to bed at 1am.

I go to bed at 1am.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Groupwork in bed

When students fuck.

Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.

by JackHT September 17, 2018

Four Post Bed

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.

The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.

by Lolobug May 5, 2013

to hit the bed and clouds

to go to bed with the intent to fall asleep almost immediately and start dreaming and recycling emotional experiences.

I'm so tired now, it's time to hit the bed and clouds.

I've been through so much today, I really need to hit the bed and clouds.

by TeddyLva December 16, 2025