boyfriend's blood

something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!

girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?

girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.

girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!

by child from mars May 15, 2019

Boyfriend

The everything of our life. He is supposed to be there and be annoying. He is supposed to wake you up (even tho you might get mad,and most definitely be you soulmate forever and ever.

That’s my boyfriend,now suck it.

by Legacy420 June 17, 2018

Boyfriend

body pillow

person: I like to cuddle with my boyfriend while i sleep

by Monkeman399 June 9, 2024

Ex-boyfriend

1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both

3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him

Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl

Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend

by Illy illy December 7, 2019

Boyfriend Hungry

When a person is desperate for a relationship they don't care if they have an emotional attachment or not.

John don't go there, she's boyfriend hungry

by agent-xyz November 24, 2015

Lesbian Boyfriend

1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).

2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.

"He's not gay he's just a lesbian boyfriend"

by jsé February 4, 2025

ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.

he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend

by emo55678 March 4, 2019