Jew fro

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head

Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame

by Dylowned September 16, 2005

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.

This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.

by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021

bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno

Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew

by Bean jewy January 6, 2018

Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

Jew Brown

A method relating to Jews being burnt... mirrors that of a hash Brown being made in Mc Donald's but instead, the Jews getting cooked

Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"

Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"

by curry cums out of my jab end May 26, 2016