The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

by rc2783 November 10, 2021

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.
by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD
-Yours truly ÄD
by AD_loose April 14, 2019

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

by jackii13 June 20, 2024
