Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.

Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?

by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.

Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.

by Syndiddy February 9, 2019

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared

we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.

by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.

that nigga took all my money , he such a ham

by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023