1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
by hollywood91 January 25, 2012
Get the drunk ass mug.1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
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