Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020

Rice monster

The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for “nigger”

Damn John park, you a rice monster

by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019

Monster Nugget

A massive poo.

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush

by ganga man June 15, 2011

Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

slude monster

A baby sludge monster.

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"

by Yui September 21, 2003

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015