Gavin Paul Beard

He is a slurpie and calls Lainey mommy. He’s my daddy.
Lainey: Gavin Paul Beard you’re my daddy
Gavin: ok mommy
by Zaddy 4567123 February 11, 2024
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Beard-atude

Men who have actually earned the right to have a beard. Meaning can lift more then 50lbs (at one time, not over a span of a month), actually knows how to use tools, gets their hands dirty, builds s*** out of nothing, and swears on a regular basis. Simply put a REAL man.
"I have a bad beard-atude, I worked hard to earn this beard."
by Warr Dogz July 20, 2017
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beard pull

The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 08, 2023
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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
Look at the beard droppings in my food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
by DagsGen January 31, 2023
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Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
“Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
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The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
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