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Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.
by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007
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Wellard

Someone who thinks they are big and hard when they're not.
Stop being such a wellard
by S.t.e.v.y. January 13, 2009
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Weller

To bleat on and promote your Socialist point of view when you don't have any money, but the moment you become successful and wealthy to drop your ideals and sell out.

See Paul Weller now successful solo artist, once Social commetarist.

Not to be confused with 'Doing a Daltrey' and writing a song about hoping to die before you get old and not carrying that promise through.

Antonym of Billy Bragg
That John Prescott did a Weller the moment he joined Tony Blair's cabinet and ended up with Two Jags.
by JamFan June 24, 2009
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Frojo Wello

A completely random word spoken by just about nobody. There is no real meaning to this particular word but has been used either as a lazy reply to a question that does not wished to be properly answered or just to confuse others.
TEACHER: 'So Wes, what is your favorite food?'
WES: 'Hmm... FROJO WELLO!'
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wellspring

a horrible place that innocent teens are sent to to be tortured and "changed".
they make you work in the GARDENS!!
they make you muck stalls.
they have icky food that makes you rather have a food fight.
makes your parents go insane.
makes you wanna cry, but NOOO you have to suck it up!!
you have been a bad little girl,
your goin to wellspring!!!
NOOOO!!!! anywhere but wellspring!!
by held captive666 April 3, 2009
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we'll always have paris

either the most romantic way to part, as seen in Casa Blanca, or the actual worst way to say goodbye to the chick who you locked in your basement, impregnated, and tried to murder....
Oliver Thredson: There are pieces of her scattered from Plymouth to Springfield...But you know what, Lana? We'll always have Paris.
by erinreesealex June 25, 2017
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Wellness advocate

A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.
Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.
by Fawkiia May 6, 2018
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