Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole

Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight

by Lilchungy July 16, 2025

Cater Whaling

Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.

"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"

by omegafood November 14, 2019

whaling

When someone goes out to any of the coast area and fucks a fat ass bitch

Last night me and Bob when whaling last night.

by biggest fat boi May 9, 2016

Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 27, 2011

whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead

Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale

by Da Mantalope December 20, 2018