I went to dry my hands in the restroom but got shit all over me instead cause some asshole decided the reverse waffle stomp the hand dryer
by Dirty kid bill August 21, 2022
The act of catching a wild Loughborough university in another city or town and proceeding to shit into a shower grate, pick it up and slap them round the face with it.
by Willybong July 05, 2022
by Bread man July 14, 2018
When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 14, 2011
Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.
After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.
by Paddy O'Furniture February 28, 2017
A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 05, 2018
When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.
by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020