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Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.
The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.
by tirtle January 13, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?
Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.
by latrelljennings July 7, 2017
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urban dicitonary

misspelled version of this website, used when people want to say urban dictionary
john: every urban dicitonary definition is a joke even though its not allowed
max: yeah
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urban dictionary

a place where there are too many swears like f*ck
by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 11, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A website in which seemingly ordinary things turn very sexual, very quickly.
Person 1: What's a Kentucky Klondike bar?

Person 2: I don't know, check Urban Dictionary.
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 28, 2021
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