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A website that was originally for normal definitions then people just added retarded jokes
urban dictionary is fuck weird nowadays
by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020
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Urban dictionary

The most ghetto dictionary on the internet. Definitions are usually approved by random people who vote on it's approval in order for be published or denied. It's also the place where your definitions can randomly be taken down even after approval, you can like/dislike definitions, and most of the definitions on here are wild as fuck.
Me: yo wtf, why did my definition get denied? It was a good definition man. What is wrong with urban dictionary?!
by bxby_gxrl. October 7, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

I know you're bored and looked this up for fun, and if you see this, then I wish you a good day/night. You may Like, Dislike, Laugh a little, or move on, your choice.
Welcome to Urban Dictionary, a cool, community powered site that allows anyone with a Facebook or Gmail to define random crap.
by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 12, 2012
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Urban Rodent

(Euphemism for "Hood Rat")

A language love child of internet slang and possibly l33t 5p34k. It's an almost unreadable mix and match of lowercase letters, numbers, and opinionated acronyms, which are often beyond morally and grammatically incorrect. It's commonly used to make ignorant points during internet arguments via Facebook and/or Twitter.
(IM in "Urban Rodent" VS. English)

Shaye ****:

u is hatin on h3r picx u gon pic her worse pic to show an she got otha sexy pics u is wron an datz my gurl so i no sh3 pretty plz take tha pic down an show thm that she now how 2 ware makeup an that cyber buslly

Foolishness & Fuckery:

Girl, I'm so damn offended by your improper grammar and failure to use simple & complete sentences....I'm so done with this conversation..step your English game up....
by MsAniManiac July 21, 2012
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Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex
by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012
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Urban swirl

A sexual position in witch a male has two other people (male/female) on each testical moving there toung in a clockwise motion for total pleasure of the male
Yo last night I got those two bitches to give me an "urban swirl" at the party.
by B.m.r.k September 2, 2013
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