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Ur Mom and Dad gay together

This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018
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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal brethren of the “ur...” jokes DO NOT USE LIGHTLY YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE SEVERE PTSD THEY CAN DIE IN STANTLY IF THEY ARE A NORMIE
Joe: u smell like ass
Jim: ur mom gay

Joe: ur dad lesbian

Jim: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*joe dies of herpes and other stds, legs explode, then face implodes then the rest of his body!!!! Fucking dies!!!!
by Imtheurjokegod February 20, 2019
mugGet the Ur Family Tree LGBTmug.

Ur Mom Da Bomb

Originated From Ur Mom Gay, Ur Granny A Tranny, Ur Sister A Mister. But This Is More Deadly, This Word Compliments Your Moms Vagina And How Bomb Her Pussy Was, Beware If A Ten Year Old Minecraft Virgin Says This To You As You Will Die And Descend To Hell.
Matt: Ur Mom Gay lol
Minecraft Virgin: No U
Matt: Ur Granny A Tranny
Minecraft Virgin; ur Mom Da Bomb
Matt * Descends Into Hell And Is Raped By Ten Year Old Minecraft Youtubers
by MichaelIsAFuckingFag May 22, 2018
mugGet the Ur Mom Da Bombmug.

ratio + L = ur mom

When you want to majorly roast someone. Someone being a jerk? Tell them this! It’s honestly like really offensive, so use it with caution.
Hey, you! You’re stinky! Grr.

Oh yeah?! Well Ratio + L = ur mom HAHHAHAHA LOLLLLLLLLLL
by Dahrnn Mahnn April 6, 2022
mugGet the ratio + L = ur mommug.

Ur Family Tree LGBT

One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".
Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*
by Slashthenight October 23, 2018
mugGet the Ur Family Tree LGBTmug.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.
by HeckenStop March 28, 2018
mugGet the Ur family reunion a homosexual communionmug.

cum it up ur ass

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"
gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt
by Leo from the projects February 2, 2007
mugGet the cum it up ur assmug.

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