Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013

Ring my bell

Ringing my bell or ring my bell is term for when a drug user gets high on fentanyl. A hit of fentanyl makes your head dizzy and “ring”

Gonna ring my bell with this hit of fentanyl

by casbash November 14, 2022

burning ring of fire

The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.

Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.

by Spazvicious May 26, 2019

brown ring of awesomeness

the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision

brown ring of awesomeness

by bono wellington December 13, 2009

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022