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person A: shit am so horny wanna fuck?
person B: sure!
by Rosa Afton June 12, 2022
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Horny Peek-a-boo

A game often played at a bar between two people who are interested in each other. The game goes like this: person A gives person B a sultry look. Person B evades person A's gaze out of shyness, but then person B decides to reciprocate to person A. Person A repeats person B's first action. Repeat until either approach each other or one party retreats.
Friend: "I saw you were playing horny peek-a-boo with that baddie last night!"
Person A: "Yeah I was too shy though, so I retreated like a beta."
by baddieAlert! December 2, 2024
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Horny Syndrome

A common disorder among people of all ages where there is frequent arousal in the private areas.

Common symptoms in men include: frequent boner, unexpected boner, hard penis, sweaty testicles, urge to masturbate, frequent masturbation, etc.

Common symptoms in women include: sweaty breasts, wet underwear, feeling hot in the private area, etc.
You: "im horny everyday and i'd jack off 5 times a day"

Joe: " you might have horny syndrome"
by kitten fingers June 19, 2022
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Horny

life would be better without this.
Bob: i dont wanna get horny
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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Horny

When your pussy gets wet, or your dick gets hard when you think about something hot.

You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.

You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.

"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."

He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
Writing that story made me horny, so I rubbed my wet pussy.
by IWantLeviAckermansBigDick December 21, 2024
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Horny

Hey, we know what you're here for, so uh, scroll down for free porn!
Persons friend: why the fuck is your search history 'horny' in the urban dictionary?
Person: ;) we can read together

Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME
by mintehberri August 7, 2022
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Horny Legend

Someone who is so desperately horny they commit such acts that are unintentionally comedic
Person 1: “Did you hear that Tyler bought bath water from the weird anime girl on only fans?”

Person 2: “Bro what… he’s such a horny legend”
by Harry Ballsogna August 1, 2021
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