Chad GPT

the clown in the office who has the "best answer" for everything, but it's 90% wrong

Chad GPT - "Oh... you want to know the best way to tie your shoe, I saw this video on tic tok where this guy used a staple gun -and it was so tight"

by stab me in the face with a spo June 4, 2025

Pulling a chad

Thinking an elk is a horse.

“Is that a horse?” “Nope you’re just pulling a chad.”

by Pk33 April 13, 2024

Chad Widow

black widows that form webs low enough that only men 6ft or taller can walk into.

The Chad Widow's web caught Vlad by surprise as he was hiking through the forest.

by Mezzma May 3, 2024

Fuck chad in the ass

When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.

Guy 1: I Wanna Fuck Chad in The ass so much!
Guy 2: Ayoo, wtf!?

by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024

Chad

Another word for a man’s penis, dick, the male reproductive organ

I whipped out my Chad and her jaw just dropped

Yeah that guys being a total chad

by Chrundle and 2 great philosoph May 12, 2024

skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad

the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that

A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself

by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024

Chad Dev

A Chad Dev is a programmer who firmly believes that real coding peaked in 1978 with The C Programming Language. They scoff at modern conveniences, insisting that true mastery comes from suffering in the terminal. They write exclusively in C, run Emacs/Vim with no plugins because man > machine, and open every terminal session with htop “just to check things are fine.” Their Makefiles are legendary, hundreds of lines of cryptic rules they barely remember but proudly flaunt as proof of skill. Publicly, they declare things like “Java is for interns,” while secretly automating a few tasks in Python. Arch Linux (btw) runs on their battered ThinkPad, adorned with stickers no one can read.

“I asked Paul for a simple JSON parser… he wrote a custom C parser with manual memory management. Such a Chad Dev.”

by Hucode September 19, 2025