Hi-Jaked

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.

"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"

by mr.nickel February 25, 2010

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Jake Pauling

Being a gay faggot that loves to film dead people

>Oh did you see him?
>Yeah he is Jake Pauling again

by Nigger Faggot the Gay faggot March 29, 2018

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Jake Paul

A YouTuber who thinks he has everything he’s a liar and he cheated on his ex-girlfriend alissa violet all of his fans are 10 year old girls and he’s not a good influence he just try’s to be to make him look good

Jake pauler: hey you like the song it’s everyday bro, I love it!
Other kid : Nah he just disses his ex and brags about money
Jake pauler: Well then I’m unsubscribing bye Jake
Other kid: lmao

by wasteoftimebye June 9, 2018

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Jake Paul

FAKE as implants

Did you see that gucci belt its totally jake paul

by Xbi June 2, 2018

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Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

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Jake Connelly

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.

Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”

by 🐒 August 10, 2021

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