Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024

Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024

Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

Irish Sundance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was awesome, the Irish Sundance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 19, 2024

Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Reverse Irish Buck

A buck who on his big night out says he is not going to drink much and will have an early night, whereas, in reality the reverse happens.

Igor is getting married so we took him out for his Bucks' party, we all thought it was going to be a quiet one until the drinking began. Never thought he would turn out to be a Reverse Irish Buck, he was soo drunk he passed out on the way to the wedding.

by Bunny-B-Boy December 16, 2010

Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound

I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.

by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022