summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

Summer

Fucking Anarchy For the maintenance of our fucking house

Its summer Bitches

by marf352 June 6, 2018

Summer

That time of the year everybody associates with sunshine, but is actually the thunderstorm season.

Thunderstorms rage all over Europe during Summer.

by Morgesan June 8, 2018

Summer

Summer, the time of year when school is finally over and teens can relax. The time of year for partying drinking and getting as little sleep as possible. The time for the fair and the lake. The time for summer flings. A time for hot days and tan lines. Pretty the best time of the year.

“I can’t wait for summer”

by Lets party June 23, 2018

summerage

ugly mad old woman that no one ever wants or will

that lady is mad, she must of having a summerage

by comeon56 June 26, 2018

summerbridge

A great program held at the Derryfield School in Manchester NH circa da 90's. You apply in fifth grade , spend the next 2 summers there and a few schooldays a month

I went to summerbridge, then I fell off.

by B Diddles May 9, 2018

Summer Ross

As you look at her dark hair it seems to shimmer. Your eyes are drawn to the fact that her hair is so lengthy, down to her tight ass. Her beautiful face is demanding of attention. Her rose colored lips are pursed in what appears to be mid-kiss. The slight hint of moisture on her lips making them glisten in the light. They seem to call out to you, beckoning you to lean in and press your lips against hers. Her light brown eyes staring back at you as though to pierce your very soul and derive your thoughts and feelings. You can see the different shades of brown streaking through her eyes, making them appear to be alive just as fire does when it moves and flickers. If you ever find yourself to be with a Summer Ross never let her go. She will be a mans last love. She is the one you’re going to always strive to get. Her beautiful caramel skin will never be forgotten. Love her with a passion and have trust in her. She will give you her all to know that you’re happy. Her body that you’re hands once felt will be a memorizing momentum ot. Her voice when she sang to you, will now be the only kind of music you would want to listen too. Her height 5’4 is perfect for you. Love her and have faith, because she is very hard to get.

1-Hey, are you still with Summer Ross?

2- Yes, I’m never letting her go.
1- Good choice, she seems pretty fun!
2- Back off kid, she’s mine.

by Quartario May 16, 2018