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slap and tickle

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.
Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.
by joey September 20, 2003
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bill slap

(verb) the act of slapping your forehead in shock upon receipt a $5000 mobile broadband bill when you thought you had signed an unlimited use contract
An Oklahoma woman who bill slapped herself so hard that she had to visit her local emergency room, has filed a lawsuit against AT&T (NYSE: T) and RadioShack (NYSE: RSH) after she purchasing a netbook with a 3G data plan and receiving a $5,000 bill for exceeding her monthly data cap.

http://www.informationweek.com/news/telecom/business/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=215600328&subSection=News
by GeorgeDawes March 12, 2009
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Smith slap

Action performed by a smith on a rock. Normally, smiths are good at beating iron into the desired shape, but when they hit rock, it will weaken down into something like a bitch slap and will need verbal expression to communicate the desired result.
That dude seemed to come on strong, to give a proper beating. But in the end it was just a smith slap. Afterwards he seemed confused if it was a smart move.
by WokkleWokkleWokkle March 30, 2022
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Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.
“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”
by Flames6067 April 20, 2019
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Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).
Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."
by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008
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Slap Guts

The act of fucking a chick so hard, your slappin her guts.
Henry: Hey dude did you slap guts last night?

Cory: Yeah man I fucked the shit out of that hoe.
by The firetruck December 6, 2010
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