friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.

'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark

by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024

friendly sharks

Sharks that are freindly and do not attack humans

Yo is that a friendly shar- MY LEG

Friendly sharks

by Mmmplayz June 01, 2024

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. March 08, 2016

Shark magnet

Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.

Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.

by Annabond August 13, 2015

shark teeth

gold

shark teeth

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

hungry shark

the best man you could meet. meet a person named that or their user name, don’t pass off them. they will be there with you 24/7

Damn hungry shark is so caring and loving. wish i had a guy like him irl.

by JoJombaJuice November 29, 2021