Sick

Something you say you are to avoid work.

I’m going to tell my boss that I’m sick because I don’t want to work.

by Call me Mr. Daddy January 13, 2022

Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey

Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi

by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

meme sickness

when you see a really offensive and disgusting meme and you begin to feel symptoms like: light-headedness, sick to your stomach, the feeling that you may induce vomiting, and the inability to remove this vial meme from your head.

Chad: Dude, did you see that meme I sent you?
Brad: Dude, like, that was totally gross. I got meme sickness over that man. It ruined my day.

by ArPar45 January 20, 2018

Sick P

Incredibly cool and outrageous.

That Lamborghini is sick p.

by Jmoneyjr October 16, 2022

Sick Fuck

A gay pedophile.

Guy 1: I like Gohan when he was a delicious 11 year old boy.
Guy 2: You sick fuck.

by Yoyomom April 23, 2025