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Ryan garza

a fat fagget that gets no girls and strikes out in baseball every at bat and can't catch the ball and vapes apple juice in the school bathroom with the suicided squid and loves to suck dick with James Charles and choke and gag and

make it squirt down his throat like a ketchup bottle and has the funniest most retarted hair cut
by pussyfartsinmymouth April 4, 2022
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Ryan Villarreal

Ryan Villarreal is a word used to describe a fascinatin and charismatic man who usually trick people into doin dirty things for them like joinin their monster legends teams, sendin nude pics of their girlfriends, getting money from elderly women etc. By the other hand however Ryan Villarreals are also very emotive people and usually cry over things so extreme such a discord channel gettin deleted, or when Alpha males expose their yeeyee ass haircut or abc cocomelon music tastes.
Karrie : daaang bro, why the fuck Ryan Villarreal left HH crying?
Me : cuz i exposed his yeeyee ass haircut
by XORGBORG February 16, 2022
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Ryan Burke

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned
“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”
by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021
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Ryan Zaidi

He is an amazing content creator on tiktok, he makes different sorts of videos. Like pranks, challenges and interview!
by YellowRealNews May 20, 2021
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Ryan Morrison

I know you looked up your first and last name, Ryan.
Ryan: this is kind of creepy, it’s probably someone else named Ryan Morrison tho, right?
by Human Microwave May 20, 2021
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Callen Ryan

He is a short, little midget. Everyone is taller than him. He head is literally “🏀”.

But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢
“I saw Callen Ryan in the street. It was traumatising, mesmerising, cathariating, intriguing experience”.
by sfkgkgjfjfjdyhe May 19, 2023
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Ryan Guldemond

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother
me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot
by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023
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