microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

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Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.

Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

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rice kin

getting head when eating rice

i got rice kin last night while i was eating food

by C9CRXSH November 9, 2023

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Rice

To describe someone who's right/correct.

Diana: Starbucks is so overated.
Maria: You're so rice!!!

by akshayeaahh November 9, 2023

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Rice Bunny

A girl, typically of East-Asian descent, who is into white guys.

DEREK: "Hey, that asian girl is pretty cute, you think I should get her number?"
TODD: "Oh, dude, she's a total rice bunny, you're solid."
DEREK: "Really? She looks pretty traditional and shy."
TODD: "You've never seen her face when a white guy starts talking to her."

by Gorilla Grodd November 15, 2023

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