beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017

quite religious

Quite religious means that you are a little bit religious

Do you go to church on Sundays?? No we are quite religious, we just celebrate the big holidays,

by The3nglishmasta September 14, 2017

A relic

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.

"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"

by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018

Day religious

Praying all day. Partying all night

My son is only day religious during vbs.

by Lawnninja June 12, 2018

holy relic

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic

by ilovetheholyrelic June 15, 2018

sweet relief

A fucking sick ass indie band from Massachusetts.

Wow! Sweet Relief was the shit tonight! They really have that sound that is laid back. Makes me wish I hadn't divorced your mother and left California.

by Zero Mcfucks August 20, 2018

My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

by QuacksO September 18, 2018