Definitions by GodlyGold08

A relic 

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.

"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"

A relic by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018

The Sauce 

The sauce was created by Jesus's apostles on the Saturday after Jesus was crusified. Therefore Jesus never tasted any sauce. It takes years for normal humans to be able to attain some sauce for it is a long process that starts with water but the more you have the happier Jesus will be when you go to heaven and you both enjoy The sauce.

"Jaylen's shot after he crossed Tyler was so wet he has so much the sauce now"
"Yea when he dies him and Jesus will have a lot of the sauce to enjoy.

The Sauce by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018