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big retard head

a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium
"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"
big retard head by Chesca April 10, 2008

fuckin' retard 

Definition 1: You.
Definition 2: Someone who is mentally ill and is also fuckin'.
Definition 3: Yo mamma last night.
fuckin' retard by Max Nadler June 16, 2008

hit the retard

see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out
i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.
hit the retard by Meat2 October 1, 2008

Full Retard 

A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.
Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.
Full Retard by Uncle Renegade April 8, 2017

giant retard 

a big guy who does idiotic things and sounds stupid when they talk.
playing video games and trying to pass a music section for the 13th time.

J:Alright I got this!!

K:Just go with the beat, man.

J after completing the section and throwing the controller down: YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!! AAAAHHH!! (while standing up and pounding on his chest)

K:WTF, man?!?!? THAT'S MY CONTROLLER YOU THREW ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE SUCH A GIANT RETARD!!!
giant retard by aznstrtlegend April 26, 2011

crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.
He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.
crap sucking retard by N.Y. September 29, 2006