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keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
mugGet the keep the queefmug.

Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away
by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023
mugGet the Postpartum Queefmug.

queef

when a woman farts but does it from her vagina
ugh I'm gonna queef
by giggityglenqmire March 26, 2023
mugGet the queefmug.

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
mugGet the Shell-Queefmug.

Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.
Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."
by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015
mugGet the Queef geniemug.

Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.
Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!
by MissyMcD July 12, 2020
mugGet the Queefmug.

Queef Huffer

To describe a non-intelligent white person with the last name Seaver , A Queef Huffer
by Herbert Hancock August 9, 2022
mugGet the Queef Huffermug.

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