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Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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collar that dog

A phrase used when someone is talking smack to you. Quite possibly the best phrase to stop a conversation ever. There is no sufficient come back for this
Man im about to beat you like a stepchild.

Woa woa collar that dog !
by JParker June 17, 2008
mugGet the collar that dogmug.

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
by Saucebag June 3, 2016
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potato dog

slang for pug.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
by some white millenial November 29, 2017
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dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.
Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"
by Tacodon December 31, 2008
mugGet the dog swampmug.

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?
Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?
by Dirtymutt July 13, 2015
mugGet the whoop the dogmug.

flat dogging

It's like having sex doggy style, but the girl is laying flat on her stomach.
Yo man I was just flat dogging my girl and my dick got in so deep!
by Flat_dogging July 3, 2016
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