Shoe-eating

Shoe-eating is a modern term for putting your foot in your mouth. This phrase was used primarily by Californian high schoolers but recently it has been becoming more widespread through west coast high schools.

Guy 1: i accidentally submitted my math homework to my history teacher.
Guy 2: What are you, shoe-eating?

by Wheelie7 May 4, 2021

Waste o' Shoe

Skateboarding term meaning a pointless trick or flip.

With the skateboard griptape being abrasive, it wears down on the shoes and even cuts laces when performing tricks.

Skaters often use this term when they're asked to perform a trick that they class as easy or amateur.

Sid: "Go on Luke, do a kickflip!"

Luke: "Fuck that, I'm onto Tre's and Backsideflips now."

Sid: "Oh come on!"

Luke: "No! They're a waste o' shoe!"

by SkaterKate September 12, 2009

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

by goongangginggan August 24, 2022

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Shoe

Shoe is a name for a prestigious young man in Ireland who has carved out his future as a vape analyst.

Shoe any tokes

by Eugene scallon December 18, 2022

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021