Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe

Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."

by DairyMilker August 20, 2011

company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

Legendary shit

Something so dope that it is the SHIT. To further emphasise it…it is LEGENDARY SHIT.

You: Hey u heard the new One Republic song?
Bro: I ain’t worried? Oh! That is LEGENDARY SHIT yo

by Ryan.N March 30, 2023

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Plumpy Shit

Plumpy shit is a definition of basically, blue colored poop, it also shows that the person ate too much blue donuts!

Yoo, Ben you do have that Plumpy Shit because it is blue!

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

Shit slave

This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.

-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.

by Big Clubowsky January 16, 2022