Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

non-NPC move

Activity that you normally wouldn’t do and probably will never do again.
It can be anything from taking a different route home to going on a week-long vacation that you planned the day before.

Bro, I feel like doing some non-NPC move.

Bro: Then let’s climb that street lamp!

by Minekokos July 7, 2025

the move

universal positive
opposite of yonk

we could go out, but staying in and eating pizza is definitely the move

by yonkmaster March 13, 2019

the italian move

After fighting with your friends, turning your back on them and cooperate with your enemy

The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.

He made the italian move

by SchoolShooter123 April 5, 2018

Fast 9 move

When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.

Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.

by Fast9 September 8, 2021

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023